i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

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aspergersissues weteevee
thefakeoriginal illegalmath
toomanyfandomsss illegalmath
rydenthatdick weteevee


licklucifer:

lucisensitivesatan:

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

You mean something like this?

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gif…for…everything.

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dittoh pludful
mygeekself pludful


dw:

me after i shave

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dw zackisontumblr
bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops. it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.
boops boops in a bucket
B. boops
yourbrains samandriel


tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

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tonydinozzos g-iggle
I want all my secrets back
six word story (via velvet-plats)
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velvet-plats haiezd
vans-supreme lust--or--love
s-o-m-e--thing lust--or--love